You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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