marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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