Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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