PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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