Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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