She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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