I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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