Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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