So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Let the clothes fall where they may.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
