weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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