Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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