i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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