I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
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