i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
Randomize
