Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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