Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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