OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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