i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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