oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i came on her dog
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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