How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
