I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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