So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
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