You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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