I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
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