I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
