Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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