People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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