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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn

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  And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.

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• (646): View more from New York

  How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him

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  possibly by boat

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..

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• (351): View more from Massachusetts

  Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.

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