And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
40s are totally the cure
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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