Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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