apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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