i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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