So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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