I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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