Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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