I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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