we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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