I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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