how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My vagina just recognized that song.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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