butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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