so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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