idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
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