My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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