The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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