I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Randomize
