what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
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