Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Randomize