You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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