I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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