Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
