remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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