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i'm home, then i'll come over
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I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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