Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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