There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
