He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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