We're like a lot better than the average bears
I haven't been this sober since birth.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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